The Game

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: you don't like anne rice? I mean she's no Stephan King but she's still good.

2009-11-04 [Duke Devlin]: I liked 'The Girl who Loved Tom Gordon', but I didn't think it was his best, at all. :P I preferred 'Black House' myself, or 'Hearts in Atlantis'.
Anne Rice, I've never read any of hers, but I want to, in future. :)

2009-11-04 [Duke Devlin]: FYI: It's Stephen King, not Stephan King. :P :)

2009-11-04 [Ninja Smurf]: Alright people.. sorry to interupt the nice off topic coversation, but go find people for the game!

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: Okay!!!! But i like being off topic. Do you ever wander down that kind of road?

2009-11-04 [Ninja Smurf]: All the time, but I still want more people for the game, so we may finaly end it...

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: Dontcha just love those dumb blondes?

2009-11-05 [Duke Devlin]: Haha nice. XD

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1: Toes Go In First.


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: Sorry to the Blonde who take this offensively. I just thought they were funny.

2009-11-06 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: why did u type the last one twice?

2009-11-06 [Devil in Me]: better?

2009-11-09 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: *nods* yes

2009-11-10 [Devil in Me]: alrighty then!

2009-12-02 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*cries hysterically*

2009-12-02 [Devil in Me]: what?????

2009-12-02 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: I lost the game. again and again and again and again. *sigh*